In an ominous sign for the UK prime minister Boris Johnson, Boris Johnson gave a complete vote of confidence in himself on Tuesday afternoon.
Boris Johnson – a man who – no one I have ever met has said they would like a drink with, seems to have fucked everything up.
I know this because I recently joined a company where no one knows what they are doing. Some people have sort of an idea but it’s mostly really vague. You can ask the same person the same question within the space of a week and get two, completely different answers.
And that, is exactly why you hear so many conflicting stories from leading members of the UK government.
Nobody has a clue.
Quite a lot of this was evident before David Cameron was accused of putting his cock in a dead pigs mouth.
If true, it certainly showed clear intent for the future of the Conservative Party.